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Bart Drunk Cigs Dont Count Tshirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Exclusive Design โ Premium Print on Gildanยฎ Cotton
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโll craft it to order.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Print That Pops โ DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ just bold, vivid color.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Fits Like It Should โ Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric Breakdown
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ6 oz โ naturally soft and breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend โ cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Delivery Info
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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