{"product_id":"my-mommy-told-me-not-to-talk-to-bastards-tshirts-sweater","title":"My Mommy Told Me Not To Talk To Bastards Tshirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eBold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eSeeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on \u003cstrong\u003eLong Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort First, Always\u003c\/strong\u003e – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat It’s Made Of\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCotton Tees \u0026amp; Long Sleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePick Your Color \u0026amp; Size\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/ColorChart.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/sizechart4style.jpg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview the color \u0026amp; size charts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace your order – easy as 1-2-3.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShipping Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eUS Rush Option:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eRest of World:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is \u003cstrong\u003emade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 Shop the full catalog at \u003cstrong\u003ePastPerfectPicks.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bold designs, premium comfort.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PastPerfectPicks","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53126241452345,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53126241485113,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53126241517881,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53126241550649,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126241583417,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126241616185,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126241648953,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53126241681721,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53126241714489,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53126241747257,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53126241780025,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126241812793,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126241845561,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53126241878329,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53126241911097,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53126241943865,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53126241976633,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126242009401,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126242042169,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126242074937,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53126242107705,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53126242140473,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53126242173241,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53126242206009,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126242238777,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126242271545,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126242304313,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":53126242337081,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":53126242369849,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":53126242402617,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53126242435385,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126242468153,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126242500921,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53126242533689,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53126242566457,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53126242599225,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53126242631993,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126242664761,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126242697529,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53126242730297,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53126242763065,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53126242795833,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53126242828601,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126242861369,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126242894137,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53126242926905,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53126242959673,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53126242992441,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53126243025209,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126243057977,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126243090745,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53126243123513,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53126243156281,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53126243189049,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53126243221817,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126243254585,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126243287353,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53126243320121,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53126243352889,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53126243385657,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53126243418425,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126243451193,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126243483961,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":53126243516729,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":53126243549497,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":53126243582265,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":53126243615033,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126243647801,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126243680569,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53126243713337,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53126243746105,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53126243778873,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53126243811641,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126243844409,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126243877177,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126243909945,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53126243942713,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53126243975481,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53126244008249,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53126244041017,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126244073785,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126244106553,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53126244139321,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53126244172089,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53126244204857,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53126244237625,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126244270393,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126244303161,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126244335929,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53126244368697,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53126244401465,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53126244434233,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53126244467001,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126244499769,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126244532537,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126244565305,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":53126244598073,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":53126244630841,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":53126244663609,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53126244696377,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126244729145,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126244761913,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53126244794681,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53126244827449,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53126244860217,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53126244892985,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126244925753,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126244958521,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53126244991289,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53126245024057,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53126245056825,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53126245089593,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126245122361,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126245155129,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53126245187897,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53126245220665,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53126245253433,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53126245286201,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126245318969,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126245351737,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53126245384505,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53126245417273,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53126245450041,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53126245482809,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126245515577,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126245548345,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53126245581113,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53126245613881,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53126245646649,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53126245679417,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126245712185,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126245744953,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53126245777721,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53126245810489,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53126245843257,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53126245876025,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126245908793,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126245941561,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126245974329,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53126246007097,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53126246039865,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53126246072633,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53126246105401,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126246138169,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126246170937,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53126246203705,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53126246236473,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53126246269241,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53126246302009,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126246334777,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126246367545,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126246400313,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53126246433081,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53126246465849,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53126246498617,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53126246531385,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126246564153,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126246596921,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53126246629689,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":53126246662457,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":53126246695225,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":53126246727993,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53126246760761,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126246793529,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126246826297,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53126246859065,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53126246891833,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53126246924601,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53126246957369,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126246990137,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126247022905,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53126247055673,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53126247088441,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53126247121209,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53126247153977,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126247186745,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126247219513,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53126247252281,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53126247285049,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53126247317817,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53126247350585,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126247383353,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126247416121,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53126247448889,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53126247481657,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53126247514425,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53126247547193,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126247579961,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126247612729,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53126247645497,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53126247678265,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53126247711033,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53126247743801,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126247776569,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126247809337,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53126247842105,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53126247874873,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53126247907641,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53126247940409,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126247973177,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126248005945,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53126248038713,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53126248071481,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53126248104249,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53126248137017,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126248169785,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126248202553,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53126248235321,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53126248268089,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53126248300857,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53126248333625,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126248366393,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126248399161,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53126248431929,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53126248464697,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53126248497465,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53126248530233,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126248563001,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126248595769,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53126248628537,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53126248661305,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53126248694073,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53126248726841,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126248759609,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126248792377,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53126248825145,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53126248857913,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53126248890681,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53126248923449,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126248956217,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126248988985,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53126249021753,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53126249054521,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53126249087289,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53126249120057,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126249152825,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126249185593,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53126249218361,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53126249251129,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53126249283897,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53126249316665,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126249349433,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126249382201,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53126249414969,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53126249447737,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53126249480505,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53126249513273,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53126249546041,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53126249578809,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/3924\/8697\/files\/My-mommy-told-me-not-to-talk-to-bastards-Tshirts-Sweater-Hoodie.webp?v=1777690812","url":"https:\/\/pastperfectpicks.com\/products\/my-mommy-told-me-not-to-talk-to-bastards-tshirts-sweater","provider":"Past Perfect Picks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}