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Original How Is Your Ceo Not In Jail Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.
Why You’ll Love It
- 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
- 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
- 👕 Move Freely – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
- 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Fabric & Construction
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Pick Your Color & Size
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!
When Will It Arrive?
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.
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