Original I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or Ill Die Resist Portland Frog Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Why This Stands Out
- 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
- 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Materials & Specs
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Choose Your Style
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Shipping & Returns
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.
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