Original If Youre Not Drinking 13 Dcs With Me I Can Only Assume Youre Drinking Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobeโs been waiting for. Premium Gildanยฎ fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.
๐ธ The photo features a T-Shirt, but youโre not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Colors That Stay โ Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ still looks fresh.
- ๐งต Skin-Friendly & Soft โ OEKO-TEX certified Gildanยฎ fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
- ๐ Throw It On & Go โ Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
- ๐บ๐ธ Wear It With Pride โ Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Materials & Specs
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend โ warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Size & Color Options
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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