Original Santa Im Not Clumsy I Just Have The Skill To Trip Over My Own Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

• 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
• 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
• 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
• 🇺🇸 Sustainably Sourced – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.

Material Details

• T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
• Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
• Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Pick Your Color & Size

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
2. Check the size chart for measurements.
3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

When Will It Arrive?

• ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.

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