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Premium Chicken You Know How Old People Have No Filter And Dont Give A Shit Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric โ Printed Just for You
First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.
๐ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Built to Last โ DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ All-Day Comfort โ Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Size & Color Options
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Shipping Details
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.
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