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Dumpster Fire Ask Me About My Job Tshirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Unique Graphic Wear โ DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks
You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.
๐ธ Mockup is a tee โ but weโve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Built to Last โ DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
- ๐งต Skin-Friendly & Soft โ OEKO-TEX certified Gildanยฎ fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
- ๐ Your New Daily Driver โ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- ๐บ๐ธ Cotton Done Right โ Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Fabric Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Choose Your Style
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and youโre all set!
Shipping & Returns
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโt offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.
๐ Visit PastPerfectPicks.com for more styles. Crafted with care, delivered with love.