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I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat Like Scales Mirrors And Photographs Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
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$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric โ Printed Just for You
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
๐ธ Mockup is a tee โ but weโve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Colors That Stay โ Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ still looks fresh.
- ๐งต Feels Like a Hug โ Gildanยฎ fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
- ๐ Fits Like It Should โ Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- ๐บ๐ธ Good Cotton, Good Vibes โ US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.
Material Details
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Size & Color Options
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- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Made in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Shipping: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Rush Delivery: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Worldwide: 1โ2 weeks.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโt available, but reach out if you need any help โ weโve got you.
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