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Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I Have Choked A Cougar Unisex Shirt Gift Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Statement Apparel โ Premium Quality, Printed on Demand
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
๐ธ The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size โ weโll produce it exactly the way you want.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Zero Compromise โ Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ the design isnโt going anywhere.
- ๐งต Skin-Friendly & Soft โ OEKO-TEX certified Gildanยฎ fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
- ๐ Put It On, Forget Itโs There โ Thatโs how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ lightweight, breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend โ cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart โ weโll handle the rest!
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโt possible for made-to-order items, but weโre here if you need anything.
๐ Visit PastPerfectPicks.com for more styles. Crafted with care, delivered with love.