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Officials Chicken Some People Need A Shock Collar And I Need The Remote T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.
Why You’ll Love It
- 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
- 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
- 🇺🇸 Sustainably Sourced – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.
What It’s Made Of
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Choose Your Style
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!
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