Original Bear I Asked God For A Partner In Crime He Sent Me My Smartass Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric โ Printed Just for You
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Print That Pops โ DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ just bold, vivid color.
- ๐งต Quality on Another Level โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
- ๐ Your New Daily Driver โ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Size & Color Options
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Delivery Info
- โ Made in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Shipping: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Rush Delivery: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Worldwide: 1โ2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโt possible for made-to-order items, but weโre here if you need anything.
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