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Original Dont Hug The Microwave Friendly Food Unfriendly Rays Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You
The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.
📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Why Everyone’s Grabbing This
- 🎨 Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
- 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
What It’s Made Of
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Color & Size Guide
Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Shipping & Returns
- ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns aren’t available, but reach out if you need any help – we’ve got you.
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