Trendy Seattle Mariners Santa Theres Some Hos In This House Christmas Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Original Design โ Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print
Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobeโs been waiting for. Premium Gildanยฎ fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.
๐ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโs just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ we print and ship it your way.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Print That Pops โ DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ just bold, vivid color.
- ๐งต Premium Feel โ Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโll feel the difference.
- ๐ Throw It On & Go โ Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
- ๐บ๐ธ Sustainably Sourced โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric โ responsible at every step.
Fabric Specs
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Color & Size Guide
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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